About this Product
Description: Behold: the spirit of the holidays, perfectly captured in one hedgehog-sized power nap. Curled up in a holly-patterned teacup like a festive little emotional support burrito, this hedgehog knows exactly how to survive December—by sleeping through it.
Send this to anyone who’s had it up to here with the holiday madness and could really use a nap, a cookie, or both. Bonus points if they’ve ever said “I’m hibernating until January.”
Perfect for:
Your friend who is this close to snapping at a holiday potluck
That coworker whose out-of-office reply just says “Nope.”
Anyone who’s dreaming of a silent night — emphasis on silent
Product details:
Printed on ultra-premium 120# cardstock that feels fancier than your holiday dinner
Folded A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5" — the perfect size for your short and passive-aggressive messages
Blank inside for your own holiday wisdom or nap schedule
Comes with a matching A2 envelope (also judgment-free)
Packaged in a compostable protective sleeve because we like the planet and the animals on it
Ships in a recycled, rigid mailer that could probably survive reindeer trampling
