About this Product
Description:
Because not everyone gets a soulmate—but you? You’re clearly destined for a majestic spinster estate, knee-deep in purring validation. This card is for the cat lover, the eternally single, or anyone whose relationship status is “committed to my fur babies.” Romantic? Nah. Accurate? Tragically yes.
Ideal for birthdays, breakups, or any time your friend says, “I give up—I’m adopting another kitten.”
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on 120# premium cardstock—thicker than your ex’s emotional walls
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")—perfect for slipping into a litter box, if necessary
Blank inside for your own pep talk or list of cat names
Includes an A2 envelope and eco-friendly compostable sleeve
Ships in a rigid, recycled envelope—zero waste, full sass
Inconceivable Cards and Gifts
Dexter, MI
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