About this Product
Sometimes words just… fail you. Luckily, this raccoon with a vacuum says exactly what you mean.
Whether it’s for a salty coworker, a sarcastic friend, or your favorite trash panda enthusiast, this card delivers the perfect mix of sass and absurdity. Great for birthdays, bad days, or whenever you need to remind someone (gently or not) to suck it up.
Details:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — for your own witty message or cathartic doodles
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# cardstock
Comes with a matching envelope
Packaged in a compostable sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled mailer
Designed and printed with unapologetic humor by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
Occasions: ? Everyday Sass | ? Friendship | ? Breakup Recovery | ? Birthday | ? Petty Victory
