About this Product
? Description:
Some days call for kindness. Other days call for a raccoon with a vacuum cleaner and an attitude.
This aggressively adorable card features a feral little raccoon, mid-rage, vacuuming like it has something to prove. It’s the perfect card for moments of triumph, pettiness, survival, or righteous spite — because sometimes the best message is short, loud, and unfiltered.
Use responsibly. Or don’t.
Front Message:
SUCK IT!
? Details:
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — say more… or let the raccoon handle it
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# cardstock
Includes matching envelope
Packaged in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a biodegradable, recycled mailer
Designed and printed by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
? Perfect For:
? Petty victories ? House-cleaning rage ? Friends who appreciate chaos ? Animal lovers with attitude ? “Just because” moments
