About this Product
Product Description
You survived childhood. Against all odds. This dry-humor Father’s Day card celebrates growing up with questionable safety standards, zero supervision, and an impressive amount of artificial coloring—yet somehow making it out alive. It’s a nostalgic, sarcastic nod to old-school parenting and the dads who did their best… which, honestly, was enough.
Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or dads who appreciate humor over sentimentality.
❤️ Why You’ll Love It
Nostalgic humor that hits Gen X / Millennial sweet spots
Funny without being mean or disrespectful
Minimalist typography keeps it smart and timeless
Blank inside for a sincere note (or more sarcasm)
Great for dads who hate sappy cards
✉️ Card Details
A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside
Premium heavyweight cardstock
Coordinating envelope included
Ships in a protective sleeve
Designed and printed in the USA
