About this Product
? "The Nerve" Late Birthday Card
Lateness? Me?? Blame the USPS. I’m basically a victim.
This beautifully sarcastic card is your built-in excuse for being a week (or three) behind—disguised as polite indignation. Bold accusations. Zero accountability. The perfect birthday card for chronic procrastinators with great taste.
Front Text: “Can you believe the AUDACITY of the postal system for delivering this card late when I tried so hard to make sure you got it on time? The nerve.”
Inside: Blank — because you “forgot” that part too.
Perfect for:
Late birthdays (again)
Passive-aggressive besties
Your entire family group chat
Mailing something 6 days after the birthday and still pretending you’re blameless
? Why You’ll Love It
Printed on premium 120# cardstock — thick enough to deflect responsibility
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5”)
Blank inside for your overdue “oops”
Comes with matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in a compostable sleeve
Ships in an eco-friendly rigid mailer… that’s totally not the reason it was late
