About this Product
Description: Sometimes words fail you. Sometimes empathy does too. That’s where this card comes in — a minimalist masterpiece for maximum emotional avoidance. Whether your friend just got dumped, demoted, or accidentally updated their iPhone, this painfully underwhelming card says exactly what you don’t feel... with punctuation!
Because nothing says “I care enough to say the absolute bare minimum” like two emotionally distant words and a comma.
Details:
Printed on premium, heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (twice as thick as your emotional availability)
Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" folded (A2 size)
Blank inside (just like your heart)
Comes with a matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope made from recycled materials (we care about the Earth more than your feelings)
Perfect for:
Breakups
Pet deaths
Job losses
Tuesday meltdowns
Gen Z coworkers
