About this Product
"They Just Wet Their Plants" Birthday Card
Gardening wisdom. Bladder betrayal. Floral dignity? Not here.
This cheeky card is perfect for the green-thumbed legend in your life who’s aging with compost, class, and a questionable laugh at potty humor. Whether they’re 40 or 94, if they’re still watering petunias and peeing a little when they sneeze—this one’s for them.
Front Text: “Gardeners don’t grow old… …they just wet their plants.”
Inside: Blank — for your dirt-filled jokes or sweet leafy love.
Perfect for:
Gardeners of all ages
Over-the-hill birthdays
Master composters
People who think puns are a form of therapy
? Why You’ll Love It
Printed on premium 120# hand-cut cardstock — thick enough to mulch with (don’t)
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") — perfect for tucking inside a seed packet or gardening glove
Blank inside for your best plant-based punchlines or grandma-approved wisdom
Includes matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in a compostable sleeve
Ships flat in a rigid eco-friendly mailer
