About this Product
? "Uphill Both Ways" Greeting Card
Old-school guilt. Modern sass. Timeless exaggeration.
For the friend who deserves to know just how hard it was to send this card. Spoiler: it wasn’t. But they don’t need to know that. This minimalist design delivers big energy with just three short lines—and somehow still manages to sound dramatic and passive-aggressive. A true Inconceivable classic.
Front Text: This card traveled uphill. Both ways. To get to you.
Inside: Blank — so you can continue the dramatic tale or just leave them feeling guilty.
Perfect for:
Guilt tripping your grown kids (with love)
Over-the-top friends who’ll relate
Anyone who still claims their mail “got lost”
? Why You’ll Love It
Printed on premium 120# thick cardstock — durable enough for long, uphill journeys
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5”) — not too big, not too small, just perfectly dramatic
Blank inside for guilt, gratitude, or generational sarcasm
Comes with matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in compostable sleeve
Ships in recycled rigid mailer — as dramatic as the card itself
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How it’s Made
?️ "Annual Reminder" Greeting Card
Emotionally available once a year. You’re welcome.
A minimalist message for when you want to say “I care” without actually, you know… saying it too loudly. Whether it's for a bestie, sibling, or someone whose love language is sarcasm and retreating emotionally—this card shows up just enough.
Front text: “Here’s your annual reminder to let you know that I’m glad you were born.”
Inside: Blank — so they can project whatever emotion they think you meant.
Perfect for:
People who hate small talk
Best friends who communicate via memes and sarcasm
Low-effort, high-impact birthday wishes
? Why You’ll Love It
Printed on thick 120# premium hand-cut cardstock (because your love is rare, but quality)
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside for your one emotional moment of the year
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable sleeve
Ships in a rigid eco-mailer to withstand your emotional repression
