"This F'in Sucks!" Funny Hang in There Card, Funny & Sarcastic Get Well Card

$5.00
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About this Product

Description:

Sometimes, the best thing you can say is the truth. This card skips the toxic positivity and goes straight for the real talk: this f*cking sucks. No platitudes. No sunshine-through-the-tears garbage. Just solidarity in the pit of emotional despair.

Perfect for breakups, losses, job dumpster fires, existential crises, or Tuesdays.


Why You’ll Love It:

  • Printed on luxuriously thick 120# cardstock (because crappy situations deserve quality paper)

  • A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5" – just the right size to say “life’s a dumpster fire”

  • Blank inside for your own profanity-laced support message or tear stains

  • Includes an A2 envelope to match your mood

  • Compostable protective sleeve, because even grief can be eco-conscious

  • Shipped in a rigid recycled mailer that’s tougher than your emotional state

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Dexter, MI
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