About this Product
? “Three Wise Aches” Birthday Card
Growing older is a gift. So is a heating pad and a sense of humor.
Celebrate their special day by warning them about the real party guests: Arthur Ritis, Charlie Horse, and everyone's favorite ointment — Ben Gay. No candles required — just the faint scent of menthol and regret.
Front Text: For your birthday, you’ll be visited by three men: Arthur Ritis Charlie Horse And Ben Gay
Inside: Blank — just like your memory when you forget why you walked into the room.
? Card Details
Printed on premium, heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock
Folded A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Includes A2 envelope
Blank inside for your personal jabs
Packaged in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, eco-friendly envelope
? Why You’ll Love It
A hilarious way to say “Happy Birthday (and sorry about your joints)”
Perfect for friends who still laugh through the aches
Doesn’t require reading glasses… but might encourage them
