About this Product
? “Too Old For This Sh*t” Card
Because growing up sounded way more fun when we were drunk on youth and Red Bull.
This card is for that friend you've survived life with—from spontaneous road trips to choosing orthopedic shoes over heels. Perfect for birthdays, retirements, or just a Tuesday when you both need a laugh and a heating pad.
Front Text: When did our daily mantra go from, “Let’s do it!” to “We’re getting too old for this shit”?
Inside: Blank — just like our memory when we stand up too fast.
? Card Details
Printed on thick, premium 120# hand-cut cardstock
Folded A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5"
Includes matching A2 envelope
Packaged in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope made from recycled materials
? Why You’ll Love It
Relatable AF
Perfect for aging disgracefully with your ride-or-die
Classic Inconceivable Cards sass: Boldly honest. Ridiculously relatable. 100% card therapy.
