About this Product
Description:
Warning: this card contains highly classified information. Proceed with birthday wishes at your own risk.
Perfect for anyone who believes their age is none of your damn business, this hilarious parody of a government cover sheet keeps things secure, discreet, and delightfully shady. A must-send for friends who would rather admit to tax fraud than their birth year.
Whether you're celebrating your sister’s 29th (again) or your coworker's “milestone” birthday that we will not be speaking of, this card ensures no unauthorized disclosures occur.
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on thick 120# cardstock—because flimsy secrets are for amateurs
A2 folded size (4.25" x 5.5")—perfect for stashing with a burner phone and a bottle of wine
Blank inside—so you can write the actual age or just more lies
Comes with a matching A2 envelope and a compostable protective sleeve (because environmental responsibility is not classified)
Ships in a rigid mailer so your top-secret shade arrives fully intact
