About this Product
Product Description Love, but make it legally binding. This minimalist, deadpan card is perfect for celebrating engagements, weddings, elopements, or anniversaries—with just the right amount of affectionate sarcasm. Simple, honest, and quietly hilarious, it’s ideal for couples who know that true love is mostly about choosing your favorite weirdo… forever.
A great choice for friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who appreciates humor that’s clever, modern, and refreshingly un-sappy.
❤️ Why You’ll Love It
Perfectly balances affection and sarcasm without being cheesy
Minimalist typography makes the message feel smart, modern, and timeless
Works for engagements, weddings, elopements, or anniversaries
Blank inside so you can keep it heartfelt… or weird
A great choice for couples who appreciate honest humor over flowery sentiment
Card Specs (witty and wonderful):
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside — room for your own brilliance
Printed on premium, recycled heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (sturdier than your self-confidence)
Comes with a matching envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve (eco-snark approved)
Ships in a sturdy, biodegradable recycled envelope (Save the trees! Keep the sarcasm)
Designed with unapologetic wit by Inconceivable Cards & Gifts
✨ Perfect for: weddings, engagement, bridal gifts, groom gifts, anniversaries
