Waterboy - Thank you Mama! Greeting Card for Mom, Funny Mother's Day Card

Professor: Now, is there anyone here that can tell me why... most alligators are abnormally aggressive? Anybody? Yes, sir. You, sir.Bobby Boucher: Mama says that alligators are ornery... 'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush. Professor: [Chuckling] Yo mama said, alligators are ornery 'cause they got all them teeth... and no toothbrush. Wow! Anybody else? Yes, sir. You, sir. Student: Alligators are aggressive because of an enlarged medulla oblongata. It's the sector of the brain which controls aggressive behavior. Professor: That is correct! The medulla oblongata... Bobby Boucher: But Mama said... Professor: The medulla oblongata... is where anger, jealousy and aggression come from. Now, is there anybody here can tell me where happiness comes from? Anyone? All right, let's hear what Mama has to say on the subject. Bobby Boucher: Mama say that happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you feelin' blue. Professor: [Chuckling] Well, folks, Mama's wrong again. Bobby Boucher: No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's right. You're all wrong. Mama's right. Mama's right! This card is not just for Mother's Day, but any occasion where you want to celebrate a mother: a new mom, a birthday, just to let your mom know you are thinking about her.... We all know, mama's always right!!! Isn't it time you reminded your mama about that? This card isn't just for Mama's Day! Send it on her birthday, or just to let her know you're thinking about her! MATERIAL & PACKAGING: - Printed on premium, heavy 120# hand cut cardstock. (My cardstock is twice as thick as most others, ensuring it will last longer and feel much higher quality!!) - Card measures 4.25" x 5.5" inches folded (A2) - Includes a 4.25" x 5.5" inch A2 envelope for your card. - Card wrapped in a compostable protective cellophane sleeve. - Ships in a sturdy, rigid envelope made from bamboo (Save the trees!) so your card(s) arrives safe and sound:) WANT TO PERSONALIZE THE INSIDE? I can also personalize the card for $2 more! Just click “Custom Note Inside” under “Finish” and in “add your personalization” box just put the message you would like! SAVE TIME AND A STAMP BY SENDING IT DIRECTLY TO THE RECIPIENT! I can also send it straight to the recipient FOR NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE! The card will go to the recipient just like if you had mailed it with a handwritten address and stamp. If you want this option, please select “Direct to Recipient” in the dropdown menu at checkout. Please make sure to put the address of the recipient at checkout! Please Note for Shipping: Cards and stickers are sent via First Class Mail, which uses Etsy's tracking system through Pitney Bowes which is not accurate. Orders to the continental U.S. will be marked complete when they are in the mail and should arrive within 7-10 days, depending on your location. If you want more accurate tracking or need your sticker or card faster, please send me a message! Cards going outside the continental U.S. can take between 14 to 30 days, depending on location. NEED THIS CARD QUICK? Select RUSH production on your order for an additional $5. Adding this option to your order will ensure that your order goes out into the mail within 24 hours. THIS ONLY AFFECTS THE PRODUCTION TIME: delivery will still take the normal USPS delivery time, 3-5 business days for continental US orders. For example: You order a card on Monday and pay for RUSH ORDER. Card will be in the mail first thing Tuesday USPS takes delivery Card will be delivered Thursday or Friday. Please note that once USPS has the package (you will see that it is out of the "Pre-Transit status" in the tracking information) it is out of my hands when you get it. There is no refund for orders once they are out of "pre-transit status", though I will work with you anyway I reasonably can to make sure that you are not out your hard-earned money or a card! (We're not monsters here! ;-) )