About this Product
? Whale You Be Mine? Card
For when "I love you" just doesn't quite make a splash.
Front Message: “Whale you be mine?” (Insert dramatic flipper flop here.)
Inside: Blank – so you can pour your heart out or just doodle more sea creatures with hearts in their eyes.
? Why You’ll Love It:
Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or awkward confessions that involve snacks and marine puns
Features a charming hand-painted watercolor whale with a face so cute it could end wars
A pun so pure even your cynical ex would smile (probably)
? The Specs:
Printed on luxurious, hand-cut 120# cardstock (the good stuff, like your grandma’s towels)
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") folded
Blank inside for your own flirty whale song
Includes matching A2 envelope
Sealed in a compostable sleeve because we love love AND the planet
Ships in a stiff, eco-friendly mailer (unlike your last situationship)
