About this Product
☕ "25 to Life Without Coffee" Greeting Card
Because without caffeine, you’re just one minor inconvenience away from a felony.
Whether it’s for your over-caffeinated coworker, your under-caffeinated spouse, or you (yes, you)—this card says what we’re all thinking before 9am.
Front Text: “I don’t know what I would do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.”
Inside: Blank — so you can scribble rage-fueled gratitude or draw steam lines and death stares.
Perfect for:
Coffee-obsessed friends
Monday survivalists
Coworkers, parents, or anyone whose blood type is Cold Brew
? Why You’ll Love It
Printed on thick 120# cardstock — strong enough to stir coffee with in emergencies
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") — fits in your desk drawer with emergency espresso beans
Blank inside for dramatic flair
Comes with a matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in compostable protective sleeve
Shipped in a rigid recycled mailer so it gets to you faster than Starbucks mobile order
