About this Product
Description:
For the moments when “What the actual hell?” just isn’t enough, we proudly present: What kind of fresh douchbaggery is this?
Whether you’re dealing with your boss’s latest brainstorm, your HOA’s new parking rules, or your best friend’s toxic ex crawling back again (AGAIN?), this card says exactly what your face is already screaming.
Perfect for:
Co-workers who share your corporate trauma
Friends trapped in a sitcom-level dating disaster
Anyone who’s ever uttered “I cannot” before 10 a.m.
Card Details:
Printed on luxuriously heavy 120# cardstock (a.k.a. cardstock that judges flimsier cards)
Folded A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5" — compact but deadly
Blank inside for your custom rant or sarcasm-filled support
Includes an A2 envelope for mailing or slapping dramatically on a desk
Packaged in a compostable sleeve, because even rage deserves sustainability
Shipped in a recycled rigid mailer that won’t get bent out of shape (unlike you last Tuesday)
