About this Product
? “When I Was Your Age, The Internet Went: Pshhhhkrkaking” Card
The original Wi-Fi sound bath — now in greeting card form.
If you ever screamed at someone to “get off the phone, I’m trying to go on AIM,” this card is for you. A nostalgic blast of dial-up trauma wrapped in pixel-perfect sarcasm. Perfect for those of us who remember floppy disks, Napster, and the sweet suspense of wondering if the connection would hold long enough to load a single photo.
Front Text: “When I was your age, the internet went: Pshhkkkrrrkaking weeeertwhirrwhirr Skaweeeeruree kakingshchcch! Ding! Ding! Ding!”
Inside: Blank — because Gen Z wouldn’t get it anyway.
? Why You’ll Love It
Printed on heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock (twice as thick as your MySpace friendships)
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")
Blank inside for rants, roasts, or fond 1998 memories
Includes a crisp matching envelope
Compostable sleeve, recycled rigid mailer
Sounds not included, but emotionally implied
