About this Product
Wombat Wisdom – Motivational Card with a Side of Butt
Description:
When life gets hard, be the wombat. Don’t run. Don’t cry. Don’t write a Facebook post about it. Lure your problems into a metaphorical hole and crush them with your butt.
This fierce little marsupial of encouragement is here to remind your favorite chaos-tamer that they absolutely have what it takes—strategic booty and all. Perfect for tough days, weird weeks, and friends who fight back with dark humor and stubborn hope.
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on luxuriously thick 120# cardstock—tough enough to butt through emotional walls
A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")—fits in a hole or mailbox
Blank inside for your custom rally cry or passive-aggressive pep talk
Includes matching A2 envelope and compostable cellophane sleeve
Ships in eco-conscious packaging—because even wombats care about the planet