About this Product
A 5" X 7" X 3/4" wooden plaque with the original funny poem titled LETTUCE ALONE. Ready to hang.
LETTUCE ALONE
Counting calories, dieting, and fat shaming
So many health risks are in debate
Putting so much pressure on overweight people
Don't they have enough on their plate
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Meet the Maker
Thank you so much clicking me on. My name is Joe Marcello and for the past few years I have been writing a series of poems that I call Short Attention Span Poetry. All my poems are only four lines and are a funny look at life as I observe it. I decided to print some of them on wood for display and make them available to anyone who would like one. You can hang them anywhere kitchen, family room, bathroom, office, garage, or tree house. They make a great gift for someone with a sense of humor.
I email 4 to 8 new poems a month to family, friends, radio Dj's, and podcast hosts. If you would like to be added to my email list, I would be happy to include you, just send me your email address. Please feel free to share them with your family and friends.
Thanks so much
Joe Marcello