About this Product
? “You Are F*cking Gold” Eye Chart Birthday Card
Finally, a birthday card that tells it exactly like it is — with the subtlety of an eye exam and the vocabulary of a sailor. This chart spells out what we’re all thinking: You are f*cking gold. Happy birthday. Time to get your eyes checked and feel amazing.
Front Text: YOU ARE F*CKING GOLD HAPPY BIRTHDAY (in case they missed it at the bottom)
Inside: Blank — because sometimes bold visuals say it all.
? Card Details
Printed on premium, heavy 120# hand-cut cardstock
Folded size: 4.25" x 5.5" (A2)
Includes a matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in a compostable protective sleeve
Ships in a recycled, sturdy rigid mailer (like a boss)
? Why You’ll Love It
Eye chart design = instant classic
Bold AF for your boldest friends
Equal parts flattery and f-bomb
Makes birthdays unforgettable (and slightly offensive)
Premium feel, eco-friendly soul
