About this Product
Product Description
Success doesn’t have to be graceful to be valid. This deadpan congratulations card is perfect for graduations, promotions, big life changes, or simply surviving something difficult. Honest, encouraging, and just sarcastic enough, it celebrates progress without pretending the journey was Instagram-worthy.
❤️ Why You’ll Love It
Encouragement without toxic positivity
Great for graduations, promotions, recoveries, and life milestones
Dry humor that feels supportive, not dismissive
Clean typography that works for any recipient
Blank inside for your own words
✉️ Card Details
A2 (4.25" x 5.5") folded card
Blank inside
Premium heavyweight cardstock
Coordinating envelope included
Ships in a protective sleeve
Designed and printed in the USA