About this Product
Product Description:
Ah, friendship — that sacred bond forged over tequila shots, questionable texts, and at least one mutual alibi. This retro pop art greeting card lays it all out: you're not friends because of shared interests... you're friends because neither of you can run for office now.
Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, or just reminding your ride-or-die why they’re stuck with you forever.
This card says: “I cherish you… but also, you’ve got dirt on me.”
Card Details:
Printed on premium, 120# hand-cut cardstock that’s stronger than your secrets
Measures 4.25" x 5.5" folded (A2) — just like your moral compass on Saturday nights
Blank inside — because YOU know what needs to be said (and possibly redacted)
Comes with an A2 envelope for legal or emotional correspondence
Wrapped in a compostable cellophane sleeve (because the planet knows too much, too)
Shipped in a sturdy, eco-friendly mailer — no loose lips or bent corners here
