About this Product
Description:
Nothing says "Happy Birthday" quite like a gentle reminder of your ancient status.
This card reads: “You’re so old, you remember when the Dead Sea was just sick.”
A classic roast that’s drier than the desert—and just salty enough to sting. Perfect for friends, parents, coworkers, or anyone who claims they “don’t feel a day over 40” (and yet still own DVDs).
Why You’ll Love It:
Printed on thick, premium 120# cardstock (basically a papyrus slab compared to regular cards)
Folded A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") – just enough room for your own wisecracks
Blank inside, because your sarcasm needs space to shine
Includes matching A2 envelope
Wrapped in a compostable sleeve because unlike your friend’s youth, we care about the planet
Shipped in a sturdy recycled envelope to survive the wrath of the elderly
